Bacolicous

Anything that has bacon to a great degree of awesomeness.

This can relate to the quantity or quality of the bacon, or also to the presentation.

Breakfast today was bacolicous.
That pig looks bacolicous.

These pictures: http://baconbreath.deluxecode.com/wovenbacon.jpg

by Stubz452 September 30, 2008

backyak

Backyak is the general background sounds of a baseball game watched on television. This includes the chatter of the fans punctuated by vendor sounds, organ music, broadcasters, umpire declarations, and occasional clapping, cheers and groans by the crowd.

Moose enjoyed baseball games on TV very much, although the backyak of the game would often lull him to sleep.

by Walterwego April 12, 2009

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Backtexting

Derivative of 'backstabbing', the act of being friendly to someone's face while secretly bashing them via text (usually while in their company).

I can't believe it, the whole time she was a guest in my house she was backtexting me to her friends.

by THETEEJ August 11, 2010

Back Plate

A piece of protective equipment used in football and is attached to the bottom of the shoulder pads. Although it is geared towards protecting the player it is mainly used to increase swag points while on the football field. Don't get a back plate unless you have major swag and are a key player on your team.

Look at number 88, he has a back plate and won't even see the field. Thats a disgrace to the game

by JJohnsonfromdubville December 26, 2010

back door pickle tickle

verb - the act of fingering a girl and feeling your penis through the back of her vagina while having anal sex

Dave:Dude! i just pulled the back door pickle tickle on Jessica!

John:Holly shit man i didn't know she was that kinky, what a whore!

by dannytaytheplanman January 4, 2011

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011