Asti

Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).

You're denying you like him? Ugh, you are such an Asti.

by ◯ ᴥ ◯ April 23, 2017

Inverted Astronaut

While a man & woman engage in anal sex, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. Just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl.

Also known as "Assfixiation."

"Hey Mary, why is your face so blue? Did you just do the Inverted Astronaut?"

by Twinlobe September 23, 2008

Asta La Vista

Good Bye, So Long.

When Arnold Says "Asta La Vista Baby" Before He Kills Someone
He Really Means Good Bye Baby! Boom!

by N!cky T. March 2, 2009

sean astin

Best damn actor in the whole damn world!

"And the Sean Astin award goes to....Sean Astin!"

by Rosie Cotton February 6, 2004

astig

pronounced ahhs-teeg

used to describe anything cool, kick-ass or badass awesome

derived from tigas, which means hard or tough

Have you seen the movie "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" in 3D? Oh man, astig!

Astig! His back is covered with tribal tattoo.

Kung naiintindihan mo 'to, astig ka.

by knowstrils October 5, 2009

astigmatism

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011