ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.

DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.

by Tino June 01, 2004

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 11, 2012

Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria October 30, 2007

dracula ass

Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.

I wanna grab your Dracula ASS

by 813kracker August 28, 2017

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 05, 2003

Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.

Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!

by atomicjive September 22, 2008

sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied

Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass

by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018