Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008

apple drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Dan just apple dropped Matt's room.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006

ghetto apple

when you take an apple and make into a weed pipe. steps are as shown. 1. remove the stem and use a knife to cut a bowl shaped cave in the apple that goes about half way down. 2. use a pen and push from the side to make the mouthpiece and pipe
put in the weed and smoke:)when finished smoking eat the apple and get a little bit of a buzz from the resin

Me: Jack you noob you just dropped my pipe in the lake
Jack: its okay dude we can make a ghetto apple
Me: i get to eat it

by farmelo August 2, 2007

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

apple nazi

A fanatical advocate for apples of any kind. Sometimes used synonymously with Mac Nazi.

My apple nazi parents insisted I keep eating one apple a day, so now I use Vista

by MarekV February 24, 2010

christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

by trip June 25, 2003