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Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017
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anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.
Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!
by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017
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Anal Rice

When your bf sticks his favorite rice up your ass and then he fucks you. After that he’ll suck all the rice, cum, and shit right out.
Bottom: Do you like the idea of Anal Rice?
Top: Fuck yeah I had anal rice just last week!
by Daddie’sBabyBoi January 5, 2020
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luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.
ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.
by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018
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Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant
Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt
by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014
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Anal S.O.S

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
by ChandBob April 13, 2023
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anal gangsta

A wannabe gangster who claims to be in a gang and does secret gangsta shiznot to mask his latent homosexuality.
Hey look the anal gangsta is making definitions after getting his ass owned so many fucking times.
by lewd acts with a miner August 30, 2010
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