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victoria smith

is a phrase used to describe a booze bag. She eats men for breakfast and drinks vodka for lunch. She'll roll over if you tickle her tummy.
im just having a few... really? Well i'm getting smashed victoria smith style! Expect some drunken calls.
by sugarpie2a5 February 17, 2010
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paul r smith

Paul r Smith sucks don’t go there
by Prsms hater September 9, 2019
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Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.
"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009
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Jaden Smith Syndrome

When someone looks concerned at all times.
girl 1: "Why does Jessica look so worried all the time?"

girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."

girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."
by tastytacofridaysinmyass May 28, 2014
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Mark E. Smith

Mark Edward Smith, lead vocalist of the British post-punk band The Fall (named after a Camus novel).
Forming The Fall at the age of 19, he created a band that has for over 25 years created challenging and unpredictable music and winning critical acclaim for his unique lyrical and singing style successfully mixing elements of social realism, surrealism and absurdism.
Mark E. Smith can't dance, Mark E. Smith can't sing, but Mark E. Smith is the hip priest and he teaches what others imitate.
by Janez June 25, 2006
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J. R. Smith

A retard who doesn’t know the score of the fucking game he’s playing.
J. R. Smith held the all while James was yelling at him to shoot it and stop acting autistic.
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Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.
Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!
by Great Jazza October 21, 2010
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