trap two

Female anus; derived from greyhound racing terminology. See also blue jacket.

"Trap one was out of action, so I had to use trap two."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

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Bear Trap

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.

Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.

by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012

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Mouse Trap

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection

Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.

by binh January 6, 2005

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Men often call toliet cubicles traps, named lovingly after the traps that racing dogs start in before a race. A death trap is where you expect to take a dump but instead die during the performance. What a way to go!

My god, never expected that, Jim just went to the death trap.

by Gnasher July 17, 2006

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Trap House

The place you don't really want to be at, but always end up going there to get fucked up.

Have you noticed that ever since Dillon moved, Brian & Newsome's place has become the new trap house.

by rolliiiin July 8, 2009

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Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.

John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."

by JacobCS September 23, 2009

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