Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.

Damn Cannon is so fine

by Double diamonds November 20, 2023

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

Cannon

A very large marijuana joint.

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Ovary Cannon

A vagina.

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!

by George Wellington October 2, 2011

cannon friend

Chinese slang for friends with benefits.

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship

by mygodmike May 24, 2023

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025