Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

by Walla_B August 15, 2012

righteous dude jam zone

Designated coordinates where a group of totally sweet looking, righteous party dudes jam out.

Gusto was kicking everything's ass the entire time he was chillin in the righteous dude jam zone. You know, a righteous dude jam zone.

by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008

Burdette Zone Out

The term used for when someone stares out into space (zones out)with their head slightly tilted to the side, and with their mouth slightly opened.

Boy 1 - Look at that girl, she is just staring at the wall with her head slightly tilted and her mouth open.
Boy 2 - Yeah that's Jessica, she has the Burdette Zone Out syndrome.

by Dan Goff March 18, 2008

v-zone

the area below the pelvis that creates a triangle or "v" on a woman. does not include vagina, merely the hairy front yard, if you will.

man, my v-zone is itching.

by abrookinphiledelphia May 9, 2009

Twimight Zone

n. The area in the back of all fridges where food items are defined by the phrase "might be edible"

Man, I was in such a jam for food last night, I actually had to forage the the Twimight Zone.

by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009

preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014