ravaging my anus, are you

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.

"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"

by Professor McFaggins March 11, 2009

bitch are you

A reply to someone saying something stupid. a word out of west fresno

John-john says, "Can I borrow your car right quick?" and you reply "Bitch are you!!!"

by meezy 559 July 2, 2006

Are you dumb?

When some asshole says something so stupid you want to say "why man", you just ask them if they're dumb.

If they say no, then they're dumber than you even thought.

Idiot: Justin Bieber's the greatest singer ever!

Normal Human Being: Boi, are you dumb?! My CAT sings better than that bitch. Get a life, man.

by It'sCakeAtStake March 19, 2019

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

Are you sure?

A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.

Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?

by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003

Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 4, 2004

Are you fucking high?

What Jeffy asks Mario alot.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!

by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021