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The New York Times

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
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University of York (UK)

Also known as the "University of Dork". Home to Oxbridge rejects and people who were not popular at school. Famous for having the first pirate ever to be elected as SU president and run for parliament.

Other notable alumni include:

Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian

The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.

Colleges include:

Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".

James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.

Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.

Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
A student from another university meets a student from the University of York (UK).

S1: "Which uni do you go to?"

S2: "York"

S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
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New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.
Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better
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upstate new york

The provinces. A dowdy, depressed, depressing, crime-ridden shithole that bleeds New York City (ironically the safest big city in America) dry to keep itself afloat. Full of inferiority-complex-addled jackasses who whine about how there's more to this state than the City and act so big because the capital of New York State (Albany) is there. Big friggin' deal. Go move to that sterile NYC clone Toronto if you like it so much, upstaters, and stop thinking you're so great until you can clean up your act and actually be productive.
Okay, so there's more to New York State than the City. No one gives a damn, unless you like nature (big whoop), economic stagnation, and urban blight that's right up there with the Midwest rustbelt, metropolitan Detroit, and eastern Germany. Upstate can go ahead and fall into the Great Lakes.
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New York Minute

N. A minute, a length of time that is observed in New York City. Does not differ from a regular minute.
A New York Minute is sixy seconds, just like in the rest of the world.
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Jordan York

A male name that means small penis. It also means unclean genitals.
Ewww! you have a Jordan York!
by swagmasterprime October 21, 2011
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