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Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.
MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.
by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008
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1000 years win

I totally pwned you at Allied General pbem tonight. It was a 1000 years win!
by bitchmasterb July 8, 2011
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Ten Year Rule

The ten year ruler is a rough estimation of the amount of time a style will remain popular.

The rule states that what is popular will change roughly every decade, give or take a year or two.

One important thing to note about the rule is that the style in question is always what is referred to as the "counterculture". The prime fashion will always be the preppy brands of clothing. It's what attempts to rival that which truly changes.

Most of the past decades have followed the ten year rule. The most accurate timeline starts with the 60s.

60s.- The prime of the "hippie movement" (counterculture). Recreational drugs and music festivals, among most other things associated with the hippies was popular.

70s.- Bell bottoms, a new breed of hippie (less active in political activism and movements).

80s.- Big hair, tight pants, leather. Hair bands and power ballads ruled the airwaves.

90s.- Grunge. Dirty, unkempt, rugged, rude.

2000- Emos. Tight clothes, black mid length hair, emo bands.
What will 2010 bring with the Ten Year Rule?
by ZeeEss July 8, 2009
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Bringing In the New Year

When you make a horrible decision because of booze
Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.
by Stallion Vose January 8, 2009
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Senior year in College

time in your life when your social life is less than Counter-Strike nerds
I heard about a time in your life when your social life is less than Counter-Strike nerds.
by Justin November 15, 2004
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new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
by Longjohns January 1, 2006
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12 year old

Everyone on the internet
When someone is laughing at some naughty stuff and acts like a child
Person 1: "Hey look 5318008"
Person 2: " What a 12 year old"
by CDD3F October 9, 2020
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