Juzzy Beefcakes went to the gym in Paris to work on his triceps. Halfway through his set he was pleasantly surprised by the young French lady who had positioned herself on his lap. He told his friends later on Facebook that he got a "French Extension". His friends were confused.
by Shabba80 May 20, 2014
Get the French Extension mug.When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023
Get the the French pencil mug.(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
Get the French Grunt mug.When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.
by Jdever1 December 30, 2017
Get the French 75er mug.You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.
Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022
Get the French uptempo mug.It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.
person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
by scp sl guy August 4, 2023
Get the french empire mug.You: Can you send french prep?
Girl: sure, you want all the answers?
You: yes pls
Girl: *2 attachments*
Girl: sure, you want all the answers?
You: yes pls
Girl: *2 attachments*
by British_Anon March 5, 2022
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