midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

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rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.

Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.

by booty hooty September 13, 2016

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Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019

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Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

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Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

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