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Varney

1) To talk big but never actually come through on anything.
2) Being your best friend to your face till he gets the chance to stab you in the back.
3) Always picking up little things here and there that don't belong to you hoping you never notice.
4) Always the first to take credit for the good and point the finger for anything that doesn't go well.
5) Always out for himself.
I don't wanna work with that guy he's a real varney.
by GreaterAmI February 4, 2010
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Valley Girl

A girl every 15 yr. old boy (including Me) wants to have sex with!
Girls from S. California or even Tampa, Florida
by KK February 1, 2004
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hunt valley

beautiful land and great ski hill at oregon ridge. take me on a ride or take me to the mall.
Laurelford
the new avenue..hmm
Ledos Pizza
Hunt Valley Station
by j.l.a.c April 20, 2005
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choachella valley

an area in southern California; 100 miles east of Los Angeles (basically mexico).
most recognized by Palm Springs, a place that is pretty much a wanna be hollywood.

its dominated by rich old retired people, who drive expensive sports / exotic cars that usually go 10-15 miles below the speed limit.
it is a nice place to visit on the weekends (if you have money). living here is a different story. the youth who live here have absolutely nothing to do but drink, party, get high, have sex, or go to work/school and sleep. "if your born and raised here chances are you will either be a stoner, junky, slut, or a thug" is what many of the local youth say.

weather: summers get as hot as 125 degrees. winter as low as 40 degrees.

police: usually have too much time on their hands and usually harass the youth.

population: 365,002

diversity: 44.70% Non-Hispanic White,

49.90% Hispanic,

1.80% Black/African American,

2.10% Asian/Pacific Islander,

0.40% American Indian and Eskimo,

0.10% from other races,

and 1.10% from two or more races
"so where are you from?"
"the desert....choachella valley"
"im sorry..."
by watahhh760 December 12, 2009
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The Valley

They call themselves THE valley, but there are many valleys in the world not just the porn capital of the world San Fernando Valley.
Me: Why can't Skagit Valley in Washington State be called THE valley?

Porn star from San Fernando Valley: Cause you don't gots da pr0ns der.

Me: That's true =(
by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008
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valley girl

like totally awesome girl who loves to shop at the galleria !
by tracy July 11, 2003
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valley forge

when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.

Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"
by ace and jocelyn chillest June 14, 2009
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