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smoke the tube

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.
Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
by Holly1 January 10, 2007
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tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.
Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!
by AA October 1, 2003
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n00b tube

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.
That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.
by Disco Stu October 20, 2003
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boob tube2

a magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius breasts get 4 times larger than normal size effects are permanent
for all u desperate men (joe thornton) u could probably buy a boob tube2 on ebay
by ryan dolan November 9, 2003
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tube of ignorance

The place you are sucked into when you listen to people who dont know what the heck there talking about.
I cant believe I married this guy , I've been sucked into the tube of ignorance!
by Lynn Skipper January 8, 2004
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tubber

Term used to describe an excess of "love handle" fat that tends to float to the surface of the water when fat people sit in a pool of liquid; (I.e. jacuzzi, or swimming pool).
Becky's 'tubber' did not leave enough room in the jacuzzi for the rest us so we decided to head back into the swimming pool.

I LOVE it when Dean tickles me under my 'tubber'.
by Tickle Mai Tubber November 21, 2007
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boom tube

1- a really big stupid muffler that is fitted on cars to make them loud even though they have a four cylinder engine that puts out about 100 hp

2- a rocket launcher or grenade launcher.
whoah! look at that geo metro with that huge boom tube stickin off the ass of it!

i saw Safetman coming around the corner so i busted out by boom tube and blasted that sack of shit
by FurBurger69 May 25, 2005
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