If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.
by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

I’ll do my research on the 'tube!
by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
