A substance of mysterious origins, most likely drawn from the veins of a certain unemployed actor who thrives on an epic "#winning" lifestyle which includes "banging 7 gram rocks" with blazing machetes while fornicating with his polygamous harem on the roof while addressing the "losing" trolls down below.
by qwerkshun March 28, 2011
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brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.
by jtcq December 12, 2008
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Inspired by golfer Tiger Woods.
1. noun. A person who cheats on his / her significant other with a horrendous amount of sexual partners.
2. verb. When a person cheats on his / her significant other with a horrendous amount of sexual partners.
1. noun. A person who cheats on his / her significant other with a horrendous amount of sexual partners.
2. verb. When a person cheats on his / her significant other with a horrendous amount of sexual partners.
1. That guy is such a tiger. He must be a walking STD!
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That tiger is not out of the woods yet with his wife.
2. That guy tigers his wife.
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That tiger is not out of the woods yet with his wife.
2. That guy tigers his wife.
by WoodsWhoak December 16, 2009
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1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
Lisa doesn't play any instruments, she had a tiger prawn mom and so all she can do is sing karaoke. She didn't even get into Brown.
by liddybird January 27, 2011
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by Kyle Rainer March 17, 2011
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Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
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