As rough as a cat's tongue 

To feel unwell following an overindulgence of alcohol.

I feel as rough as a cat's tongue!

As rough as a cat's tongue by El Carter December 18, 2008

wandering tongue 

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"

so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....

wandering tongue by kwheezy February 25, 2008

rum tongue 

It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.

"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."

rum tongue by sgrstk April 21, 2017

'ol cat tongue 

When a kitten places corn chex in her mouth chews it up slightly and blows her daddy.

Kitten Chelsea wanted to suprised her Daddy and gave him the 'ol cat tongue.

'ol cat tongue by Justjokin420 December 8, 2016

Tacoma Tongue Job 

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.

I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.

Tacoma Tongue Job by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

Cum Tongue 

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.

After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.

Cum Tongue by Zob OG June 14, 2011

cat tongue

a stubbly furgina that may result in chaffing of cheeks hips etc.

my gals got cat tongue cause she aint shaved in two days

cat tongue by almighty bootyholes March 20, 2009