2 definitions by almighty bootyholes

fub

fuckin ugly bitch

damn dude i was at smokey bones restaurant and our waitress was a fub like ive never seen i didnt even tip her cause her titties were straight crooked

by almighty bootyholes March 21, 2009

cat tongue

a stubbly furgina that may result in chaffing of cheeks hips etc.

my gals got cat tongue cause she aint shaved in two days

by almighty bootyholes March 21, 2009