gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.

Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!

by naia😍 March 15, 2022

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

by Stella_Star September 19, 2022

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

Çavuşu tokatlamak

Means to masturbate in Turkish

Her gün Çavuşu tokatlarım.(I do masturbate everyday.)"Çavuşu tokatlamak"

by Karabekir18 August 20, 2023

Russia Today

Propaganda outlet of the Russian government

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.

by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

tikky tokky

When a person is too memey

John: Bro, that dude was a Meme God!
Mike: You mean he was a tikky tokky?
John: Yeah bro!

by Great Boii September 10, 2023