Sperm Taster

Works for the porn industry tasting male ejaculation.

Mikee is a sperm taster

by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

Brandy A Taster?

Would you like a peice of this? or in less violent terms, would you like to try, and/or sample this (object. be it drink, food, video game, song, ect)

Brandy a taster of my fist? This is one fine song, brandy a taster?

by Tom Henry April 17, 2006

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

toastery

The act of making toast or toasting something.

Her toastery was exquisite.

by shamwowpow November 29, 2017

Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.

Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.

by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018