a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.
chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.
chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.
chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.
PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.
chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.
chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.
PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.
by silly hats only September 22, 2007
(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.
1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
by The Hoovester March 06, 2009
noun
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
by Miraxe February 16, 2009
by brody giger January 12, 2008
by DH is my name! March 10, 2009
This person is simply the frontman/ solo artist of Dashboard Confessional. Christopher Ender Carrabba, to be exact, is one of the most popular emo artist, that's what they say. He is just the man who sang these following famous songs namely: Hands Down, Screaming Infidelities, Don't Wait, Rapid Hope Loss, Age Six Racer, Vindicated, Remember to Breathe, Again I go Unnoticed and so much more..... If you still don't know him then search for him in the internet.... and try to listen to his music and you'll know why people love him.. I hope I defined him correctly..
by Pochoy Sotis September 13, 2006
One of the greatest wrestlers of the past 25 years. He is currently working in the WWE and is greatly missused because people in the WWE who are top stars know he is better than them, so they still his spot. He has unbeleivable mic skills with the wrestling skills to match. He returned to the ring in november 2007 from a 2 year absence from wrestling. His nickname is Y2J and he is a future hall of famer.
by Shullit May 11, 2008