Three Month Rule

The unwritten but universally accepted amount of time before a close friend of a friend may get together with said person's ex girlfriend. It may be wise to consult close friend for approval before delving into said ex-girlfriend.

A: Hey, lets break up.

B: Okay.

*Insert Three Month Rule*

C: Hey, I'm B's friend. Wanna bang?

A: Sure.

by Michael Habic June 10, 2008

Threesome

Two men and one women having sex together

When my male friends come over and fuck my wife while she sucks me, then she sucks my friends while I fuck my wife. A great time always. So far have had threesomes with more than 20 different men.

It is so hot to see my wife being fucked by another guy

by WatchingWife January 27, 2014

three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

by Peeyimp January 6, 2008

three

A number Symbolizing Power. Used many times in mythology and found many times in the bible as power.

and he shall return on the 3rd day.

by Wiggity Wack March 11, 2004

three knuckle shuffle

the art of a woman masturbating with herself.

this chick i know named leighann has never done the three knuckle shuffle

by cody fauber December 3, 2004

Theresa

Theresa is a lovely lady. Who sometimes thinks down on herself when no one else does. She wants to be like everyone else but yet she can’t. She is NOT a mess in the bed (that’s just nasty stop saying that). She wants almost anything but she has to work for it. If you make one mistake with Theresa or her friends, don’t expect Theresa to forgive you. She also has a quite small friend group that’s hard to get into. When she falls for a boy (or girl) she won’t stop until it’s been to long. She also loves attention, animals, and her friends. But she hates most food, annoying people, and school.

“Hi, my name is Theresa! And this is what I think of me!”

by Tsl_17 December 2, 2018

three dates

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.

Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

by bootyshaker69 January 25, 2008