piss fart

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.

Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"

by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

arse piss

When you are so sick that your poo comes out like piss.

I was drinking water and it was going right through me! It was arse piss.

by ctdf April 18, 2006

Yak Piss

An alcoholic beverage that is either cheap or weak, or both, notable by a pale yellow colour, and an unrefined taste. The term originates from the 2002 film The Scorpion King, where one of the characters mentions it.

Arpid: He's been drinking that yak piss for hours.

by Sharkie September 28, 2008

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

by Lord Football March 20, 2005

piss frisbee

A piss frisbee is when you take a piss into a frisbee disc and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under the front door of somebody you don't like.

That dude pissed me off when he got a blumpkin from my ex-girlfriend so I slid a piss frisbee under his door.

by Mikey Mouse March 25, 2008

piss off

go away.

When someone comes up and annoys you, you would tell them to piss off.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

Ripping the piss

To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.

When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.

by mell33 December 15, 2011