NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"

Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."

by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019

Now we are talk

When you are talk and play epic videogame or just commit epic. U say "Now we are talk".

Yes, I finished this level! Finally!
Now we are talk

by TessaWhiting December 6, 2021

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

TikTok now

The stupid new thing trying to copy BeReal.

"Dude did you see my tiktok now?"

"No who watches those I use BeReal"

by jemarcus bartholomew the iii October 20, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW

“Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later “

by Silent“no mid songs accessible May 26, 2024