by Will_rice June 19, 2018
Get the Carpet muncher mug.The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Carpet Ghost mug.A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022
Get the Skin Carpet mug.by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025
Get the Carpet Bombing mug.A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010
Get the Carpet Troll mug.all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
Get the carpet butter mug.The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 12, 2024
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