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Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.
by Goatiiee July 6, 2016
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
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Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
by Jayspray June 5, 2018
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Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
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Muddah Ass

by Trini mario April 7, 2016
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Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.
by morrigan aria November 19, 2007
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ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.
The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.
by thecnbaker April 8, 2017
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