ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
by Slarge January 11, 2012
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Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.
by morrigan aria October 30, 2007
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ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.
"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"
by CatMan357 October 21, 2013
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Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.
Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!
by atomicjive September 22, 2008
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ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.
The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.
by thecnbaker April 08, 2017
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sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied
Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass
by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 20, 2016
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