Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.
John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.
by Fallen Corpse July 03, 2021
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Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs
When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.
by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021
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Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.
That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping
by BriannScar June 12, 2023
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texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.
Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!
by Seamendeamon69 April 07, 2017
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Texas Oiler

When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.
I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!
by Big daddy d 777 July 02, 2018
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Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.
Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you
by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018
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Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.
Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”
by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019
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