Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.

It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.

by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011

Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.

That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping

by BriannScar June 12, 2023

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.

“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)

by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023

Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023

Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.

Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"

by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023

Alexis Texas

(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).

Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased.

Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.

by Super Wasian November 7, 2023