Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

woodville, texas

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames

Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.

by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017

texas bopper

a hot guy from Texas like eats ass

Omg look at lance, he’s such a Texas bopper.

by Makxsk November 24, 2018

Texas roadass

When you have sex in a car and slip it in the wrong hole and she yells out yee-haw

"Hey man heard you hooked up with Stephanie last night"
"Yeah, I gave her the ol Texas roadass"

by IndyB February 19, 2018

Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020

Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.

That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping

by BriannScar June 12, 2023

Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023