Tanner

A Tanner Is One Who At One Point In There Life Will Fall Of A Ski Lift. A Tanner Usually Likes To Listen To Papa Roach, And At One Point In His Life Be Obsessed With Star Wars. A Tanner Usually Loves To Play Video Games and Will At One Point In There Life Live In, Bend Oregon.

A Tanner Secrety Loves His Cousin.

Me: Is That Tanner?
Friend: Yes!
Me: Oh Crap He Just Fell Off The Ski Lift!
Friend: Oh Well

by Water Glass January 22, 2011

tanner

A Tanner is that girl you see who is tan in January, has a purse worth more than you make in a month, huge sunglasses, highlights, and spends so much time working on her image their is nothing below the surface.

Damn, I'd like to fuck that tanner.

by Laura, Matty & Bobby April 20, 2006

tanner

one who is lazy; person in constant sleep.

Sam: Dude that bitch fell asleep on me last night!
Fitz: She pulled a tanner on you?
Sam: Ya! Dumb bitch.

by Kcin Reffiefp January 13, 2009

Tanner

Tanner is a beautiful girl, inside and out. She never gives up and never falls down. Tanner has the best humor and makes the whole class laugh. She'll block out the haters, although she is a bad ass.

Jake: Wow, look at that hot girl over there, she's gotta be named Tanner.
James: Whoever gets there first gets to ask her out.

by trex44 February 5, 2016

tennessee handshake

Downing a bottle of Tennessee bourbon in one go, throwing up the excess into a bag and using an enema to butt chug the liquor/puke cocktail thus having the two liquids meet in the middle.

Very common with the juggalo and rainbow families, respectively.

Tim wanted to show the juggalo fam how wicked down with the clown he was at the gathering so he gave himself a Tennessee handshake in the middle of the crowd, everyone was very impressed!

by Kribblesandbits March 6, 2016

musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009