tennipump

It's just another way of talking about sneakers.

Boy: What are you wearing tonight?
Girl: Some basketball shorts and my tennipumps!
Boy: Ah no way, I'm wearing my sneakers too!

by TENNIPUMPGURL June 2, 2009

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Urinal Tennis

Urinal Tennis: A game played by 2 or more men at a Urinal, that is played by batting a balled up piece of toilet paper across the urinal into the opponents urinal bowl with either a hand or penis. Urinal Tennis is played while pissing.

That last match of Urinal Tennis was so intense! I beat Mark 3-2, and only pissed on my hand once!

by Lolacazam September 21, 2011

tennis

One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.

Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Tennis Prostitute

A female highschool student who dates and or mooches off of several players of an entire sports team or school club, such as Tennis or Chess.

Kim is such a Tennis Prostitute.

by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez September 9, 2008

tennek

Man Slag someone who is a slag but male.

can have sex with no emotion what-so-ever

"yo tennek your a slag "

by Pisstaker February 25, 2008

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012