Temp-panties

The act of putting on clean panties when you know you haven't showered in over 24 hours. Usually old, worn down, streched and faded panties as a temporary solution to the dirty booty problem, a barrier, if u will, between the booty and the pants.

I have to throw on my Temp-panties to run to the store, I'll take a shower when I get back, I'm in a hurry.

by Web-stirrer December 31, 2009

tampon bracers

women's legs

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.

by MarkAL August 6, 2010

tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

Teampotence

1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results.

2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.

My teampotence used to cause a lot of trouble when I wanted to create the right mood for collaboration, but that's a problem of the past. Confluence saved my team!

by MichaelScott?! October 23, 2012

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"

by Phondooky June 13, 2013