Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

by AnonymousIsI April 29, 2011

fanum tax

when a fat ahh n**ga named fanum steal yo food. so basically a food tax. taking your friend's food or meal.

bro did you pay the fanum tax?

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum tax is someone stealing your food. Also the percentage of the tax could change who you are

Someone fanum tax the toilet

by anonymous January 13, 2025

skee-tax

whenever you send money, or give a friend cash you must give the same amount to the witnessing party as long as they say "skee-tax" started by the rapper skee mask as a sign to give credit to everyone

you: I'm gonna bless you up with $10 dollars

person: thank you gang!

skeetaxxer: hey don't forget the "skee-tax"!

by lynnnyy May 30, 2024

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”

“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”

by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax originated from the famous streamer Fanum, who taxes food from his roommate. Thus, when taxing someones food it is fanum tax. Enjoy.

Fanum tax, give me that food boi.

by coledalecuntmuncher June 24, 2024