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Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out
J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that
by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018
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Tit Alley

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage
-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
by jazzyjulz September 1, 2013
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Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 1, 2020
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tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.
"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"
by HammieG January 27, 2017
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tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
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muscular tits

when girls(usually cheerleaders or dancers) have boobs that look like pecks, only rounder.
by the one and only boob master69 December 9, 2013
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Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.
"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"
by Atl311man June 29, 2014
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