Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.

Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height

by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023