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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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System pop

When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.
Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"
by Thetntteam May 17, 2023
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Specialist system

The specialist system suck and dice is changing it back into class system.
by Belkan February 3, 2023
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Fuel System Cleaner drink

1 nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, may garnish with citrus.

Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.

For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.
Customer: Hey bar tender! Hit me up with a Fuel System Cleaner drink!!!
by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022
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Properness Etiquette System

An old, extensive series of social norms and expectations that indicate what types of behaviors and social practices are and are not acceptable in various social situations. A majority of the rules employed in the modern properness system come from medieval times and were first created in Europe. There are different rules for males and females, regarding how they are to treat each other and behave in each other’s presences; what gender an individual identifies as determines which gender type of rules they are expected to follow. Many of the rules are out of date with times and tend to be quite biased against the poor, women, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities and other species.
The properness etiquette system is in urgent need of reform in order to make it more up to date with the times, more effective, and less biased against various populations.
by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021
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Urban dictionary approvel system

You can either has a really sick guy and accept anything because he is lit or u get that person who says no to everything, if you are that person, “you hecken bum face”
Person 1 “You know urban dictionary approvel system”
Person 2 “don’t get me started”

My dog “mooo”
by DonaldTrumedonyerma May 4, 2019
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