When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013
Get the Crispy Creammug. The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.
"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
by Confooshus October 25, 2017
Get the Ice Creammug. The act of pre-mature ejaculation
girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"
by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010
Get the poured the creammug. by stryang May 24, 2016
Get the cream partymug. 
by Lobo-10-30 April 29, 2019
Get the Cream-piemug. A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019
Get the Coffee creamedmug.