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Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.
Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!
by atomicjive November 4, 2008
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Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.
by morrigan aria November 19, 2007
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Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.
Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011
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enthusi-ass

noun:
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An enthusi-ass will speak condescendingly to researchers with more experience than them (In my own research I believe I have solved world hunger. Note: this is often said during the first few months of data collection).

An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).

An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).

A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".

An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.

An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
by DrEnthusi-Ass June 19, 2019
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Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.
by Goatiiee July 6, 2016
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ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.
DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.
by Tino June 1, 2004
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budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008
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