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system of a down

system of a down is an armenian-american band formed in glendale california in 1994. members: serj tankian (lead vocalist, keyboards) daron malakian (guitar, vocals), shavo odadjian (bass, backing vocals), and john dolmayan (drums), who replaced original drummer andy khachaturian. their most popular songs are toxicity (from the toxicity album), chop suey (toxicity), sugar (self titled), and B.Y.O.B. (mezmerize). their genre is considered nu-metal, or prog metal, although they don't like to stick with a genre and just do whatever they want. many people call them "poser metal", but that isn't the case at all. they just do as they want. not all metal has to be thrash, there are many different metal sub-genres. in their songs, they sing about genocides, suicide, drugs, politics, etc. i really suggest listening to them! if you want to learn more about them, you should read their wiki page.
my favorite system of a down songs are CUBErt and darts! (self titled)
by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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Those systems still exist to this day

Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"

Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."

The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"

Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Cuop system

The cuop (c-ew-p) system is another form of time kind of like the bean system. In minutes 1 cuop is 5 mins and 9 micro seconds long. Some clock have the system unknowingly there is a line next to each major number. To put is easily 1 cuop is 5 minutes long and it is used to make time go faster.
I will be at your house in 1 cuop.
My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
I use the cuop system so time goes quickly
by Dots keeper of words June 21, 2021
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System

A system is a group of people who live in one body due to childhood trauma. They may have DID, OSDD, or DDNOS. When the child was young, repeated, and/or severe trauma happened to them. The brain created alters to protect the child.
The host is what you would call the person who inhabits the body the most, they may be the one who experienced the childhood trauma.

Remember that DID was once called MPD, but it is considered very outdated to call DID MPD now. Alters are not personalities, they are actual people.
OSDD, DID and DDNOS systems are very valid.
by xx-Systematic-Chaos-xx June 28, 2021
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AP System

The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system
person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?

person one: they are an osdd system
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Solar system

It's from the milky way galaxy. There's 9 planets in the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, mars, Jupiter, saturn, Uranus , neptune and pluto And there's a star Name is Called "Sun"
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