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Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.
Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.
by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018
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Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her
I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise
by afliiee March 12, 2020
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.
Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.
by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016
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peanut surprise

The action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut butter and pulling down the female partner's underwear and vomitting inside her vaginal region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut butter and fisting the female partner's anal cavity.
Hey babe let's have a peanut surprise.
by spartanglove November 5, 2015
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herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.
Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"
by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016
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cart surprise

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount
marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!
by theONEftw July 21, 2011
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