Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

suicide congo

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014

suicide head

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.

"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"

by lwells January 11, 2012

Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Suicide Silence

Suicide Silence is what happens when a record label signs a bunch kids who haven't the slightest idea what to do with a musical instrument.

For some reason, I keep giving this band a chance... partly for because of it's cult-like following, partly because some of the most amazing musicians I've heard were not an easy listen at first.

Time and time again, I've come to realize Suicide Silence is noise pollution.

How about a little musicianship with your deathcore?

by aREALmetalhead January 11, 2010