Stalker squad

A group of guys that work together to stalk a woman especialy a celeberity because they know that if they do they have a better chance of reaching there goal and getting some pie.

John is in a stalker squad that is stalking Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009

Stalker

1.A creepy person who follows you everywhere, gives you flowers anonymously, tries to kiss out of the blue, (possibly) kills those he/she thinks you like, and thinks you love them.

2. A man who lives in Soviet Russia, goes to restricted areas, drinks vodka, looks for treasure and Cheeki Breeki's (NOTE: Pronounced S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

1. Jason keeps following Jane around and watches her from afar. I think he's a stalker

2. Hello there Stalker! You got any good artifacts?

by aRandomFinn June 13, 2015

google stalking

when you look up people's houses on google maps or google earth for no reason at all

maria: have you ever been to andie's house?
allison: no...but i've been google stalking it a lot lately...
maria: umm...okay...

by superBoArD March 14, 2009

birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

Facebook Stalker Regret

Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:

1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours

"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."

by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013

Polish stalker

When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.

I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.

I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.

They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.

(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)

Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?

by Death Menace December 25, 2022

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007