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2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
by Mayor J October 6, 2008
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stalec

A horrible ship between Stiles from Teen Wolf and Alec from The Mortal Instruments.
Person 1: Omg I love Stalec!
Person 2: Eww no Malec all the way! Stiles and Alec aren’t even from the same series!
by Books_books_books November 18, 2017
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Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.
"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*
by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008
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rummage sale

the act of a man rearranging his manhood.
"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."
by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009
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rummage sale

the act of a man rearranging his manhood.
"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."
by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009
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Yard Sale Cookies

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.
So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?
by Disaster77 September 20, 2010
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short sale

A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.
This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.
by urbannamammajamma March 12, 2015
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