Latex Lollipop Shuffle

An act, whereby an individual takes a used condom, turns it inside out, places it on their index and middle finger, and then proceeds to lick it like a lollipop.

Billy was tellin me the other day about how Dave and his gf did a LLS the other night, and Dave liked it.

by Beam me up, Scotty February 18, 2004

snuffleupagus

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

by Big Birdo April 29, 2007

Shufflers

A derogatory term for Asian Tourists. Referencing the manner in which they walk. Their large group dynamics and behavior tends to allow and encourage each other to push other people out of their way. Often occurring when more than a few are present in route to a destination. Asian persons who behave without regard or courteous manners to others, while shuffling their feet when they walk. Despite cultural norms in their home county, it is often performed in said manner abroad, routinely offending locals or non-Asians. Noun.

When the bus stopped at the Grand Canyon, all the Shufflers poured out with their iPads in their hands ready to take pictures, and bulldozed everyone in their way to get to the view.

by GKQ May 14, 2015

five knuckle shuffle

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

by cadug May 16, 2016

Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

Chi-town shuffle

When a man hides behind a bush and waits for a girl wearing a skirt to walk by, he jumps out and rapes her while she's still wearing her skirt.

-Hey what are you doing hiding behind this bush?
-SHHH! I'm waiting for a girl that I can Chi-town shuffle.

by Wild Side April 1, 2007

Truffle shuffle

When your fucking a girl and transfer from the ass to the pussy

So I was fucking a girl last night and I pulled off the truffle shuffle

by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016