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Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.
I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.
by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017
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screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
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Screwhole

Mild insult. Polite substitute for "asshole".
That guy just pulled out in front of me without even looking. What a screwhole!
by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017
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Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.
Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test
by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018
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screw

man i really wanna scream jesssica

man i screwed jessica twice
by hplyfe April 19, 2018
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Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
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screwbottle

Screwbottle
I need a screwbottle to open this beer
by moniquemalvy December 5, 2017
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