A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)
My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
by DAR_2005 March 02, 2009
When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.
Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."
by dancesatwill December 28, 2009
People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009
by Mira Bethy March 06, 2017
A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.
by mysterymeat4u November 03, 2010
Someone who only smokes in public places like bars or clubs for the purpose of fitting in because everyone else is doing it or to impress a certain cliche of people.
by Suvee September 07, 2007
did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.
by blacky12345 November 03, 2007