Smurfentitis

Abnormal condition of being blue

I’ve been outside too long; I may have smurfentitis

by Racial_slut January 18, 2018

Surfast

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

by Slapstickcoffe May 6, 2018

Smurf

A Smurf is someone with a lack of talent and normally let's people with talent do work for them.

"Ben is a fucking Smurf, he lip synced at the talent show."

by LimKappa May 24, 2018

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Smurfbort

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.
"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort but with smurfs."

Just look up surfbort and think smurfs. Didnt allow me to complete this so smurfbort

by Bleepop June 11, 2018

Smurfing

Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.

“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”

by Z.hanning June 25, 2018

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018