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Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions
by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017
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Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
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Smacked

High as fuck to the point where you are a frog jumping through bubbles.
"Yo dude you were hella smacked"
by couch420 September 13, 2017
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Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 22, 2009
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smack poetry

1. To smack poetry in a verbally abusing way 2. The act of smacking someone's butt

Example: If you accidentally smack someone's butt then you can say it was just 'smack poetry'
Stop using smack poetry it's mean
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022
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